“hey i forgot to ask you, do you like guacamole?”
hahahhahaha!
WARNING: Picture might be considered obscene because subject is not thin. And we all know that only skinny people can show their stomachs and celebrate themselves. Well I’m not going to stand for that. This is my body. Not yours. MINE. Meaning the choices I make about it, are none of your fucking business. Meaning my size, IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.
It is now because that came up on my wall.If my big belly and fat arms and stretch marks and thick thighs offend you, then that’s okay. I’m not going to hide my body and my being to benefit your delicate sensitivities.
This picture is for the strange man at my nanny’s church who told me my belly was too big when I was five.
On the bright side, he didn’t find you attractive enough to molest.
This picture is for my horseback riding trainer telling me I was too fat when I was nine.
Did you ever think that maybe horses have weight limitations? He might have been looking out for the animal’s safety.
This picture is for the girl from summer camp who told me I’d be really pretty if I just lost a few pounds
She was being nice.
This picture is for all the fucking stupid advertising agents who are selling us cream to get rid of our stretch marks, a perfectly normal thing most people have (I got mine during puberty)
I have some on my ass, and since it’s perfectly normal here is a picture. Dont judge my ass - it is beautiful.
This picture is for the boy at the party who told me I looked like a beached whale.
Unoriginal
This picture is for Emily from middle school, who bullied me incessantly, made mocking videos about me, sent me nasty emails, and called me “lard”. She made me feel like I didn’t deserve to exist. Just because I happened to be bigger than her. I was 12. And she continued to bully me via social media into high school.
Fuck you Emily her weight is none of your business unless she shows it to you on tumblr. You should eat that bitch.
There’s nothing wrong with the way you look bby but if you ever want to lose weight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7GnOyd_z1w
She is beautiful <3
My hamster is a mix of several different breeds. As a result he has patches on his body where his hair grows longer than than the rest, and to keep him comfortable we give him regular “haircuts”. But one oddity we never change is the long strand of hair that grows from his forehead. It’s just a single long tuff of fur. All we have to do is give it a little spin and he instantly becomes a fabulous unicorn.
This is the best post ever LMFAO
